Verizon Announces LBS (Location Based Services) with Motorola V325, VZ Navigator so that Bush and Dick Can Trace Your Every Move


Personally, I like Bush. Bush teaches us all that fearing an unknown foreign entity leads to creating a more fearful enemy within. Within the White House that is. So with Bush and Dick's Blessing, Verizon released the Motorola V325 with VZ Navigator LBS Location Based Services Enabled e911 chip.

What this enables you to do is see all the restaurants and gas stations whereever you drive. You may even be able to see the gas prices of all the stations within a certain radius. All hunky-dorry? No!.

Verizon is keeping records of where you are. Where you were. How fast you drove. WHO YOU WERE WITH.

Don't Worry. Sprint, Cingular, T-Mobile, And every other AMERICAN Cell Phone Carrier will do the same thing. So you non Verizon Customers, You too can enjoy the watchful eye of BIG BROTHER - coming soon to a everywhere near you.

So take this as an example. Let's say you like Turkish Food. Heck, and you have a sweet-tooth for that Honey Drizzled Deep Fried Iraqi Desert Ka’ab Ghazal . And you happen to frequent a Middle Eastern Travel Agency because there's a really hot receptionist who works there part time. You are being tracked.

If some chump named Akheem Bin Hussein Ladin gets pinched by the POPO, The first thing the Federalles will do is a cross reference of all the people WHO WERE IN THE SAME PLACES at the SAME TIMES. Here's the kicker, Sorry Mr. Jim Smith, Your name comes up more often on the GPS LBS database than the 7-11 cashier next door. Expect a full and invasive FBI raid on all your property Monty Python Spanish Inquisition Style.

PS. I love my middle eastern friends. Only humor was intended so relax. I mean it!

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2 Comments:
Anonymous said...
Your paranoia lost you a customer.

8:14 AM
Robert Kim, EVDO HSdpa Advisor said...
Hi... if you define Paranoia as par·a·noi·a
(par·a·noi'·a) as -
n. "Accurately relating the degree of privacy invasion upon the "FREE COUNTRY's Citizens" by its elected leaders." Then looks like "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH (think Jack Nick)."

Folks... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

ps... were just having some fun here. let me know if you want to borrow a grain of salt. :o)

8:55 AM